Petite blagounette mettant en scène un panda, j'étais obligée de la copier ici

" A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and
and fires two shots in the air. “Why?” asks the confused waiter, as the panda
makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual
and tosses it over his shoulder. “I’m a panda,” he says, at the door. “Look it
up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
“Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots
and leaves.”
So, punctuation really does matter, even if it is only occasionally a matter of
life and death"