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Topic: un pitit test de recrutement chez les anges ...
Posted by: Bussiere ki a fait dédicacé une bate benite a croc at lun. 30 juin 2003 16:53:39

Keywords: hé hé hé ....

Message:

on fait passer à plusieurs humains des tests pour savoir s'ils sont dignes de faire partis de l'armée du seigneur ...
a la fin il reste trois candidat ...
on amène le premier dans une salle ou une petite fille est attaché sur une chaise et avec les yeux bandés on lui donne un revolver et on lui dit de liquider la petite fille en le laissant seul ...
tout de suite l'homme refuse recalé...
le second entre dans la piece et même topo même petite fille ...
les examinateurs le voit sortir en larme en disant qu'il refuse recalé...
...
pour le troisieme il entre dans la pièce et la les examinateurs entendent plusieurs coup de feux et ensuite des cris ...
la le candidat ressort avec du sang partout et leurs dit :
"Z'etes con de m'avoir filé un flingue avec des balles a blanc, j'ai du la tuer a coup de crosse et la finir avec la chaise ..."
@+
Bussiere
Mdr
ps : question subsidiare chez qui ira ce vaillant soldat ?




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