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Posted by: RaZ - Psychonaute at mer. 10 d�c. 2003 17:00:45 CET

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WOMEN's PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who is handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.

MAN'S PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen.

RaZ

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