Last-a year I took the plane and went-a on a trip to New York.

There I check into a granda hotel-a and cause I was hungry I wanta have a breakfast.

So I go to the restaurante and order scrambled eggs-a and two piece of toast-a.
But then the waitress bringa me scrambled eggs with only ONE piece of toast.

I say ??? Scusi, I want two piece and she say ???
If you want to piss go to the restroom.
I say ??? NOO, you no understand I want two piece here - on the plate!!
and she say ??? You better not piss on the plate, you sonomabitch.

She don't even know my mom and she call me sonomabitch!

So I am still hungry and I went-a to steakhouse.
I order big steak with bread and then the waitress bring-a me big steak with bread and a knife but no fork.

I call her and say ??? Hey, I wanna fock, too and she says everybody wanna fock.
I say ???You no understand, I wanna fock here on the table!!
Then she says ???You better not fock on the table, you sonomabitch!

Then I have enough and go back to the hotel-a to have a sleep.
But when I walk into my room I see there is no sheet on the bed.

So I call room service and say ???Hey, I wanna sheet!
and she say ???You go to the restroom!
I say ???NOO, you no understand I wanna sheet on my bed!!
and she say ???You better not shit on the bed you sonomabitch!!

So I am very angry and I want to check out and at the reception the manager says ???Piece on you!
I shout ???Piss on you too, you sonomabitch! I better go back to Italy!!!

Licorne,
je l'avais déja lue il y a trés, trés longtemps...

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