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Topic: le genre des choses (en anglais)
Posted by: Fyly at jeu. 15 d�c. 2005 22:28:17 CET

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c'est un peu vieux mais c'est drole

EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
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>1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
>in, but you can see right through them.
>
>2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
>takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
>reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
>but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
>
>3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
>over-inflated.
>
>4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
>anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
>course, there's the hot air part.
>
>5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
>squeezable and retain water.
>
>6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
>hit on.
>
>7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
>lines to pick people up.
>
>8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
>weight shifts to the bottom.
>
>9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much
>over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
>around.
>
>10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
>be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
>man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
>doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
>keeps trying!

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