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Topic: Bauerism
Posted by: Fyly at mar. 20 mars 2007 20:54:26 CET

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--Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

--Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer, because they are doing the same thing.

--There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way, but faster with more deaths.

--Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

--If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

--It's no use crying over spilt milk ... unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh, you are so screwed.

--The only reason you are conscious right now because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

--Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

--Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

--What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

--When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.

--When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

--Jack Bauer's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

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