Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world
to leave, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good
and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an
elemental?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be
done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon
seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of the
religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your opening of the seven seals, bringing
about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the
spice girls, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone
will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but
to pray to you for enlightenment.





Melwen, hum

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